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beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

me at the bookstore

me:  no
me:  i can't have you
me:  stop staring at me
me:  i have five books at home i need to read
me:  you're beautiful but i can't
me:  don't do this to me
me:  stop
book:  but baby i want you
me:  ....
me:  *buys ten books*

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.


aang:  you MUZZLED appa?
11 year old me:  *whispering* holy shit

sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.